Did I ever tell you I graduated? 

Did I ever tell you I graduated? 

Me tried out as Father Christmas but it didn’t works out that well…

Me tried out as Father Christmas but it didn’t works out that well…

Silly humans, don’t they remember? I won Wimbledon last year! Why is there no credits to my awesomness?

Silly humans, don’t they remember? I won Wimbledon last year! Why is there no credits to my awesomness?

When I heard Michael Jackson died, someone had to fill his place, so I did its.

When I heard Michael Jackson died, someone had to fill his place, so I did its.

One is being rather royal today…It don’t matter if I has not showered, I look like a million dollers with these garments! 

One is being rather royal today…It don’t matter if I has not showered, I look like a million dollers with these garments! 

Everyday I’m pimpin’ it!

Everyday I’m pimpin’ it!

YEEEHAW!Look at me goes round those cows uppity!! 

YEEEHAW!

Look at me goes round those cows uppity!! 

My latest album - so good, should buy its.

My latest album - so good, should buy its.

It is I, lady jack. I am gaga for yous

It is I, lady jack. I am gaga for yous

searchin for Magnetos…

searchin for Magnetos…