Did I ever tell you I graduated?
Me tried out as Father Christmas but it didn’t works out that well…
Silly humans, don’t they remember? I won Wimbledon last year! Why is there no credits to my awesomness?
When I heard Michael Jackson died, someone had to fill his place, so I did its.
One is being rather royal today…It don’t matter if I has not showered, I look like a million dollers with these garments!
Look at me goes round those cows uppity!!
My latest album - so good, should buy its.
It is I, lady jack. I am gaga for yous